Work Etiquette

….. has been a cause for consternation to me, for quite some time.  My main concern lies with the whole kissing thing.  When and where does it become appropriate to kiss?  Now I’m not talking about going in for a full on lunge, but just your run of the mill, polite kiss on the cheek – which in itself is a potential social minefield.  Should it be one?  Two?  Or (if you’re just being ridiculous) 3?  As a Northerner I favour one, but this doesn’t seem to get the popular vote in media-ville. 

Also, who should you kiss?  Clients?  Media Owners?  Would it just be at lunches/more social occasions or before and after meetings?  Surely, if people opt for the meeting kiss it could all get a bit ridiculous – especially if you’re having about 3 meetings or so a day….

I don’t know.  Maybe kissing etiquette is something which should be imparted in the early days of your career – at media circle or such like.  Or maybe the standing back and waving with both hands approach is the way forward and though this may look a bit odd it could potentially save hours of angst for everyone…..

4 Responses to “Work Etiquette”
  1. Charlotte Says:

    Only this week I went to kiss a media owner and accidentally poked her (quite savagely) in the boob with a misplaced biro.
    My rule is if they are hot and male, get in as many kisses as possible. (If it’s after 5:30 then you can probably be even more tactile)

  2. Louise McCue Says:

    I’m very easy going with these things – I’ll kiss anyone however many times they wish.

    Call it dedication if you will………..

  3. cp Says:

    Have you considered the risks of getting swine flu though? Better off keep a good distance if you ask me

  4. Milly Newman Says:

    I like the one, but with a good level of force so they know that you mean it. Better than 2 airy kisses.

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