Good Morning BJK&E…..err…..MAXUS!

So, it’s a brand new year and we are a brand new company. We are MAXUS!

I personally much prefer the new name MAXUS, it makes me feel empowered, slightly above all other companies. When I say “MAXUS” I feel like I am about to go into battle…. And of course, win!

However, we are creatures of habit and BJK&E has been a big part of our lives so sometimes we find it hard to let go…..especially when it comes to telephone calls!

“Good Morning BJK&E” was a breeze… It came automatically. I even did it on my home phone a couple of times. Now, “Good Morning MAXUS” that’s a different story. I cannot seem to get it right. It does not roll off my tongue simply. I stutter, or I have to pause and remember who we are. I have become nervous, almost sweaty-palmed. It puts me off kilter for the rest of the conversation.

To add to this pressure the dark side of the office have decided to play a little game! Every time someone from our side uses our old name BJK&E instead of MAXUS we have to pay 50p. The idea being, the money adds up and we put it towards Friday drinks! It’s going to make me worse, and it’s going to make me poor. Everyone else seems to be finding it relatively easy and I cannot help but think the joke is slightly on me! I have now got so bad that this morning I even answered the phone using the company name of my first job!

However,  I like a game, and I like a challenge and I will continue to play, because I am Alice from MAXUS and I will not be defeated! yet!

 

7 Responses to “Good Morning BJK&E…..err…..MAXUS!”
  1. natalie grout Says:

    i made my first mistake this morning… oops!!
    but it was nickys fault as she distracted me so as she sits on the dark side i think she should put 50p in the box… its only fair!!

    p.s – if i have to explain that we are not bjk&e again today im going to go crazy… arggghhhh!!

  2. Andy Benningfield Says:

    Aliceus Maxus

  3. Milly Newman Says:

    Over on the light side we play for the tea run as we’re that bit more civilised

    Also struggling to say Milly Maxus … has a strange ring to it….

  4. Gareth Says:

    I’m so glad it’s still called the dark side and the light side. I named them that. (wipes away a little tear).

  5. natalie grout Says:

    does anyone know who this gareth fellow is??…

  6. D Piddy Says:

    I think he was Apples’ friend…

  7. natalie grout Says:

    whos apples??

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