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Dans Le Noir

Last week Grove and I were taken to the restaurant in the dark – Dans Le Noir?

It was certainly an experience and we had a great time.  I was obviously expecting it to be quite dark but nothing could have prepared me for the thick blackness we were to dine in.  I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face and this was only after one gin! 

The theory behind the restaurant is to ‘re evaluate your notion of taste’ and that it did.  Although instead of heightening my sense of taste it made me realise how much sight enhances taste.  I mean, what good would an amazing chocolate cake be if you couldn’t bear witness to the oozing chocolate icing melting into the cream that have been lovingly poured all over??? (goodness me I’m salivating) 

There was also the slight indignity of having a napkin tucked into my top and having to feel around my plate to check whether or not I’d found everything – oh well no one could see me after all.

The pitch black also seemed to affect how we broke the ice with complete strangers.  Everyone was far more open than they usually would have been. I for one think it’s rather romantic that somewhere in Switzerland there is a charming chap called Marcus that Grove and I will never lay eyes upon, but we will always have loving memories of all the farm yard animal impressions he can do.  His fond memories I’m sure will be of the game strike out.  It started out as peer pressure but soon enough he got the hang of it.

 

How low can you go ………..and how early?

Over here on the light side of the office we have been subconsciously breaking daily records of how low the conversation can go before 9:30am. This morning we had wonderful success and managed a shocking 8:30! Many brains wouldn’t be functioning on a basic level at this time, but we nailed it with gutter like conversation laced with eloquence and wit.

I’m wandering whether or not the success is down to the light side’s newly formed seating arrangement: the named ‘La Triangle de Saucisson’ (Time J, Chris A & Paul C) surrounded by 7 females?

Agency Awards

We three (Gemma, Charlotte and I ) have been discussing the prospect of internal agency awards.  We think it’d be a great Idea!

Here are a few suggested categories, feel free to suggest more or more importantly to nominate……………..
1. Agency Mentalist
2. Agency flirt
3. The most clumsy
4. Agency entertainer
5. Most likely to end up in jail (if nominating please suggest a crime)
6. Agency booze hound
7. Most likely to be sick first in Dublin
8. Desk asbo
9. Most likely to cross dress
10. and of course ..The agency hottie!

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